I just found this quote, thanks to Google's personalized start page (apologies to my Microsoft friends - I just love Google!):
The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.
- J. Jacques
So then I was wondering, who exactly is this J. Jacques fellow? After using the aforementioned Google, I learned that he is a comic artist. The quote came from one of his strips, Questionable Content. Which, after a brief review, I would highly recommend checking out. I love the graphics, and it has some great dialogue in it, full of little witty asides such as the one above. Although I have yet to come across that exact quote, I have been entertained by others. Such as:
"I realize this is like interrupting an intricate waltz with a sledgehammer to the knee."
"Really? Well there goes my excuse for dancing topless on the coffee table and making out with some random girl then."
And, my personal favorite:
"I'm snottier than a 13-year old girl and more dehydrated than Joan River's hoo-haa."